Lyrics

Annoying this
loud mouth that
play this on repeat
squatters rights I live rent free
inside the heads of many who swear I’m not shit
i giggle at em and they get pissed well tee hee hee
Iowa born and raised im destined to be a lil corny
annoying?
since 92
the life of a goof
just a sliver of a novel length life story
really did owe it to a being of Glory
open your eyes young child they’re done warring
now it’s peaceful goals on rocket league
you’ll stay scoring
while logic and Mac miller play (rest in peace)
dead presidents and some rowdy KIDS!
1, 2, 3, 4, I’m the crazy ass kid that kicked down that isolation door
and busted out the front like see ya later ya fuckin whores
I’m a goofy fuckin goober YEAHHH
and I’m pretty sure my hometown hates me
my brain tells me it’s made of mashed potatoes and some Yung Gravy (ayo I love MILF’s)
and apparently felons
apparently I have a fetish for a squashed melon
between thighs thicc enough to suffocate the heavens
I’m talking
ass so phat it’s classified as a lethal weapon
I’m annoying?
okay, I’ll be louder with the flexin,
dead broke but rich with life lessons,
one day those lessons will fund my grandkids pension,
while y’all were busy workin,
i watched with full attention,
because I learned from a young age,
the smart ones catch suspensions,
imprisoned for outsmarting the IRS,
or,
for declaring war on the ATF,
or,
for launching a spray and pray on the DEA,
or
telling the FBI it’s a blaze of glory kind of day,
in lockdown for life,
my soul resides,
with dropouts and junkies,
homeless, it’s blight,
and bleak outside when we open our eyes,
but we still have hope,
and faith that I,
will save the day,
annoying brain,
The MetaMasher builds her deathray,
and we take aim,
ready, fire!
Boom goes the dynamite,
down go political liars,
and we grill out,
as they die in a sea of fire,
I’m annoying?
oh, sorry, grab the wire,
tie their ass up, then duct tape them inside a tire,
push it off a cliff,
watch it bounce, hear the scream,
another dead critic,
welcome to my American Dream…