Lyrics

Verse 1
Screaming
Oh, he found my page and now he’s obsessed,
Every post, every pic, he’s gotta confess.
Blows up my comments like it’s his full-time job,
Sending me DMs, calling me his “goddess” or “heartthrob.”

He’s got my livestreams set with alerts,
Logs in first, throws cash like it hurts.
Typing “Queen” and “Marry me, please!”
Boy’s out here simping on both knees.

Chorus
Oh, he’s simping hard, yeah, he’s going insane,
Says he’d “sell his soul” just to hear my name.
Sending donations with messages bold,
“Notice me, baby, I’m yours to hold.”

He’s buying my merch, wears it every day,
Calls himself “loyal,” calls himself “bae.”
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, it’s all so clear,
Lost in his dreams, thinking I’m here.

Verse 2
Every selfie I post, he’s quick to reply,
“Most beautiful girl,” “My reason to try.”
Started his own fan page, edits galore,
Collecting my pics like I’m something to adore.

Wrote a whole song and tagged me twice,
Boy’s out here living in his own paradise.
Says he “sees my soul” through the screen,
Bro, I’m just posting my coffee routine.

Chorus
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, it’s out of hand,
Acting like we’re dating in some digital land.
Calls me his “angel,” his “reason to breathe,”
Boy’s wrapped up in something he’ll never achieve.

He’s memorized my captions, my favorite song,
Fantasizing he’s been with me all along.
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, it’s sad but true,
Lost in a story with no follow-through.

Bridge
Oh, he bought VIP just to chat with me,
Says “I’m here if you need anything, baby.”
Changed his bio to “Her biggest fan,”
Boy’s out here with a wild-ass plan.

Breakdown
He’s got my streams running all night long,
Even follows my friends, says he “belongs.”
Reacts to my posts with hearts and fire,
Thinking he’s close, but he’s just a buyer.

Outro
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, bless his heart,
Lost in his world, playing his part.
But the more he tries, the funnier it gets,
Caught in a fantasy he won’t forget.

So keep simping, yeah, keep the dream,
I’m just pixels on your glowing screen.
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, out of his mind,
Living in love that’s only online.