Lyrics

[INTRO]
In the streets of Hull, where the rain never stops
A tale of chaos unfolds, with a series of crazy drops
Wojtech's world is crumbling, his love life's a mess
While KwikFit's on the brink, and the toilets are a stress

[VERSE 1]
Wojtech's manager's on a sex strike, it's a crazy claim
Wojtech's struggling to love his Ford Fiesta, it's all in vain
He's got a car that's reliable, but his heart's not in it
While KwikFit's backroom toilets are flooding, it's a nasty grit

[CHORUS]
Oh, the world is falling apart, it's a crazy ride
Wojtech's lost his way, and KwikFit's on the slide
Yum Yum's dropped a nuke, and Adrian's having a ball
But Wojtech's on the streets, with no place to call

[VERSE 2]
Yum Yum's got a secret, a nuclear little slip
Accidentally dropped a bomb, and now the city's on the rip
Adrian's enjoying a Minion birthday bash
While Wojtech's living off Yum Yum pizza, it's a culinary clash

[CHORUS]
Oh, the world is falling apart, it's a crazy ride
Wojtech's lost his way, and KwikFit's on the slide
Yum Yum's dropped a nuke, and Adrian's having a ball
But Wojtech's on the streets, with no place to call

[BRIDGE]
KwikFit's on the brink, of bankruptcy's dark night
Wojtech's manager's forced to open a taco truck, it's a desperate sight
The smell of tacos fills the air, but Wojtech's not impressed
He's too busy trying to survive, on the streets, with no address

[HOOK]
Taco truck on the corner, a beacon in the night
But Wojtech's heart is heavy, with no end in sight

[VERSE 3]
Wojtech's manager's struggling, to make ends meet
The taco truck's a last resort, but it's a culinary defeat
Wojtech's homeless, living off pizza crusts
While KwikFit's trying to stay afloat, but it's a losing trust

[CHORUS]
Oh, the world is falling apart, it's a crazy ride
Wojtech's