Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well it’s Thursday night, the glasses come out,
Heather’s got the red, Amy’s pourin’ stout.
Raquel walks in like she owns the scene,
In leggings and slippers, lookin’ like a queen.

They’re posted on the couch with some Bravo TV,
Yellin’ at the screen like, “Girl, you better leave!”
But when the credits roll, it’s mop and broom,
Cause these bad bitches still clean a room.

[Chorus]
They’re the Three Bad Bitches, sass and grace,
Takin’ out the trash in a full beat face.
Titties and wine, dump runs too,
Laughin’ so hard they spill the booze.
Big ol’ family, hearts full of gold,
Sisters like this? Can’t be sold.
Yeah, they’re wild, they’re real, and they shine—
Pour another glass of that Titties and Wine. 🍷

[Verse 2]
They ride three deep to the county dump,
Bumpin’ Beyoncé like it’s Sunday brunch.
Talkin’ trash, but in a loving tone,
Cause nobody drags like your own.

They fold the laundry, share the tea,
Help each other through therapy.
They’ve seen each other laugh and cry,
Still the first to fight if you make one lie.

[Chorus]
They’re the Three Bad Bitches, queens of the town,
Heels in the dirt but never backin’ down.
Titties and wine, and a side of fries,
No drama too big, no pants too tight.
Big ol’ family, love so true,
Sisters like that? Just a chosen few.
Yeah, they’re bold, they’re brash, they’re divine—
Now pass the cork, it’s Titties and Wine.

[Bridge]
They don’t need no crown, don’t need no throne,
Just a group text blowin’ up their phones.
With a meme, a pic, or “y’all come by,”
Cause no one laughs like these girls cry.

[Final Chorus]
They’re the Three Bad Bitches, legends in boots,
With heart-shaped hugs and real-deal roots.
Titties and wine, and a damn good time,
They’re every bit sweet as they are sublime.
From dump runs to Netflix nights,
They ride together, hold each other tight.
So raise your glass, let that love shine—
Here’s to the sisters of Titties and Wine. 🎶

[Outro – Spoken, over a soft strum]
Heather, Raquel, and Amy…
Three bad bitches — forever in sync, forever in pink.
Cheers, y’all.