Lyrics

[Verse]
Buckingham walls stood so tall and grand
She walked up with a bag in her hand
Said she had a "gift" for the royal guard
Oh but her story didn’t get too far

[Chorus]
Boom boom she said watch the clock tick tock
Guards all scrambled like chickens in shock
Turns out her plan was a wild charade
Now she's rocking stripes in the psych brigade

[Verse 2]
Her grin was wider than a Cheshire cat
She said
"Tea with the Queen? Imagine that!"
But the bag she held
Oh it caused a scene
Full of sandwiches and a magazine

[Chorus]
Boom boom she said watch the clock tick tock
Guards all scrambled like chickens in shock
Turns out her tale was wacky and wild
Now she’s coloring books like a happy child

[Bridge]
Therapy sessions and pudding on trays
She croons to the doctors about her glory days
She says
"I was a rebel with a plan so divine"
But they nod and they smile
"Sure
You’re doing just fine"

[Chorus]
Boom boom she said watch the clock tick tock
Guards all scrambled like chickens in shock
What started as madness turned comic relief
Now her best friend’s a nurse named Steve