Lyrics

[Verse]
Well, I was down at Joe's last Saturday night,
Munchin' on some wings that lit up my sight,
Reached for a jalapeño, thought I'd take a bite,
Didn't know that pepper would start a fight.

[Verse]
Felt the burn rise up, oh boy, was it hot,
Drank a cold Bud Light, but that burn wouldn't stop,
Wiped my face with my hand, thought it was a flop,
But what happened next, oh, it hit the top.

[Chorus]
When you eat a jalapeño, boy, heed this plea,
Never ever touch your pecker, take it from me,
Wash your hands real good, and handle with care,
Or you'll find yourself howlin' in a fiery despair.

[Verse]
Stumbled to the bathroom, splashed water with haste,
Moments of regret, oh, what a bitter taste,
Knocked on the stall door, a cowboy in disgrace,
Learned a lesson the hard way, in this cramped place.

[Verse]
Old Bubba laughed out loud, even bought me a beer,
Said, "Son, we've all been there, ain't that clear?"
Now I’m wiser, boy, know the rules down here,
Hot times in the country, bring a man to tears.

[Chorus]
When you eat a jalapeño, boy, heed this plea,
Never ever touch your pecker, take it from me,
Wash your hands real good, and handle with care,
Or you'll find yourself howlin' in a fiery despair.