Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well cutter showed up late with no hard hat,
Boots untied and his spine outta whack,
Truck hummin' with a cigarette lit in the cab,
“Don’t worry ‘bout that harness, I ain’t gonna slip!”
[Chorus]
Here comes OSHA, run boys, run!
Hide the ladder and the nail gun!
That scaffold’s lookin’ like a house of cards,
And paul's weldin’ sparks in the yard!
We ain't safe, but we sure work fast—
Just pray this job ain’t our last!
[Verse 2]
We got no cones and we block no lanes,
Forklift driftin’ like we’re racin' trains,
Mixing concrete in a trashcan drum,
And Reggie’s takin’ lunch on the top floor—dumb!
[Chorus]
Here comes OSHA, lights on the van!
Quick—somebody hide the extension plan!
Kaden’s got no goggles, sparks in his hair,
And the new guy’s drivin' blind, oh dear!
We ain’t safe, but we got good pay—
If we survive 'til Friday!
[Bridge]
No earplugs, no gloves, no clue at all,
Dancin’ on rebar like a free-for-all,
That TrackHo's swingin’ like a wreckin' ball—
Oops—was that the lunchroom wall?
[Final Chorus]
Here comes OSHA, clipboard in hand,
Sniffin’ out hazards like a bloodhound man!
Citations rainin’ like a thunderstorm,
“Y’all ever heard of a safety form?”
We ain’t safe, and that’s no lie—
But dang we look cool when we fly!
[Outro]
So here’s to the jobsite thrills and spills,
To busted toes and unpaid bills—
Just don’t forget when the sirens wail...
That hard hats don’t work if they're full of ale!