Lyrics

[Verse]
Crazy old man lives down the lane
They say he's barking mad but he's quite sane
Dr Albert's got a plan in his brain
Says he can change the world with a cane

[Verse 2]
In his backyard at least twenty cats
They wear tiny hats and chase the rats
He's got a garden where the cabbages dance
Can't say it's real but you can't miss the chance

[Chorus]
Oh Dr Albert when will you show
The secrets you've got the things you know
You're a riddle wrapped up in an old coat
With a mind that floats on a paper boat

[Bridge]
He talks to the birds and they talk back
Says he's been to the moon on a bike that's black
Found a map to the stars drawn on a placemat
And if you ask him nicely he'll show you that

[Verse 3]
He's building a rocket from old tin cans
Says he's got blueprints from some distant lands
Neighbors think he's lost his wits and strands
But he's too busy conjuring up grand plans

[Chorus]
Oh Dr Albert when will you show
The secrets you've got the things you know
You're a riddle wrapped up in an old coat
With a mind that floats on a paper boat