Lyrics

[Intro- Slowed raspy Male Voice)

(Male voice 1:) Haha Next time Jennifer heed the warning, and will read the list of Hoglegs side affects

Jennifer uts called Mr Hoglegs XL R, the D is Silent but I promise you won’t be (evil laughing fading into the beat)







🎛 [Hook – 2x]

The D got a side effect (boom)
Leg too strong, now she talk in Tourette’s (uhh!)
Blew her mind, now she file a claim (claim!)
Said she feel like her brain took a train (wreck!)

The D got a side effect (yup)
She took one ride, now she payin’ in debt (swipe!)
HogLeg meat hit like wreckin’ ball tech
Now she wake up speakin’ alphabet (A…Z…OWW!)

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🎤 [Verse 1 – 16 Bars]

D so loud got her neighbors stressed
I don’t text good… but I type in flesh
Dropped pipe like I laid new plumbing
She blinked once — now she hummin’ and drummin’

Hymen re-rip like a sequel flex
DJ HogLeg breakin’ past regrets
“Rearranged” is the Yelp she left
1 star: “Too good. Need meds. Still wet.”

Beta boy asked “what he do to ya?”
She said, “He summoned thunder through my uterus”
I ain’t just dick — I’m a damn event
I’m a Hail Mary pass with a chest indent

Mr. HogLeg: big meat plus depth
She thought I was bluffin’ — now she prayin’ for breath
Top 3? Naw, combine y’all dudes
Still wouldn’t hit like HogLeg’s root

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🎧 [Bridge – Spoken, with echo effect]

“You can’t spell ‘wreck’ without that D… but the D is silent… and she ain’t.”
“Tylenol on the nightstand, 2 pillows… and a wobble.”

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🔁 [Hook – Repeat]

(same lyrics, new ad-libs inserted below)

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🎤 [Verse 2 – 16 Bars]

Said she need a minute — I gave her two
That’s two hours to recover the truth
She text “I can’t find my left shoe”
I said “Good, it ran from what I do”

Hog meat stretch like yoga gone wrong
She limpin’ like the bassline too strong
She scream like a banshee doin’ burpees
Now she avoidin’ chairs like a cursed seat

I don’t just pipe — I design interiors
HogLeg architecture: rear-terior
I’m all night like a late-night set
HBO after dark with a D side effect

Your girl talkin’ in tongues post-stroke
Now she speak in Morse and provoke smoke
She say, “I ain’t spiritual, but that felt divine…”
I said, “You welcome. Next time? Stand in line.”

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[ Ad-Libs Map
• Hook:
• “boom” / “wreck” / “claim” / “swipe”
• Whispered trail: “She ain’t ready” / “Side effect active”
• Verse 1:
• “still wet!” after the Yelp line
• “event!” echo on “I’m a damn event”
• “root!” after last bar of verse
• Bridge:
• “Tylenol required…” (whisper, auto-tuned fade)
• “She twitchin’…” / “She ascended…”
• Verse 2:
• “stretched!” / “damn!” / “Morse code mode!”
• “interior designed!” echo under “architecture” bar]