Lyrics

Now Big Jim rolls in with a lifted ol’ Ford,
Says he hauls more hay than a two-ton gourd.
Mud on his boots, diesel in his veins,
He parks that rig like he’s herdin’ planes.

Then here comes Kyle in his shiny red Dodge,
Got a tailgate grill and a Yeti full of Lodge.
Ain’t hauled nothin’ but a case of beer,
But he revs like he’s chasin’ a wild white deer.

[Chorus]
🎶 Well, truck men haul logs and climb rock walls,
Pickup boys just flex at the mall.
One breaks his back, the other his phone,
One’s got grease, the other’s cologne.
It’s boots vs. loafers, calloused vs. soft—
Truck guys work, pickup boys show off! 🎶

[Verse 2]
Truck man’s got dents from a fender and a fight,
Pickup guy’s worried ‘bout a scratch in the light.
Jim’s got a toolbox, rope, and chains,
Kyle’s got LEDs and candy canes.

One’s got a girl in Carhartt jeans,
The other’s got TikToks and pumpkin dreams.
When it’s time to move, guess who we call?
Not the guy takin’ selfies by the outlet mall!

[Chorus]
🎶 Yeah, truck men sweat and pickup boys pose,
One’s fixin’ fence, one’s pickin’ clothes.
Truck man’s haulin’—his shocks say “ouch,”
Pickup boy’s haulin’… tail to the couch.
It’s dirt vs. polish, growl vs. purr—
One smells like diesel, the other like fur! 🎶

[Bridge]
Now don’t get me wrong, we all love our rides,
But one’s built for work and the other’s for pride.
So if you see ‘em side by side in town,
Just count the scratches, and that’ll break it down.

[Final Chorus]
🎶 ‘Cause truck men wrench, while pickup boys whine,
Truck men run when it’s workin’ time.
One’s got a hitch, the other’s a flare—
One drives a beast, the other just stares.
It’s grit vs. glitter, real vs. bluff—
Truck guys haul, pickup boys puff! 🎶

[Outro Spoken]
So next time someone says, “Nice pickup, bro,”
Ask if it’s ever left the paved road though…