Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Oh, Kaan-chi woke up early today,
Gotta take Zoey to Moo-so.
For a birthday party but we got no dee-dee,
So, Kaan-chi's got to go.

[Verse 2]
Kaan-chi doesn't really wanna though,
She just wants to take a nap.
Please stay away from Kanchi today,
Or else you'll get one tight slap!

[Chorus]
Oh, Kaan-chi is so angry,
Oh, she's mad at Nake-zoo so.
She's thinking of ways to kill him,
Once she's done with Moo-So!

[Verse 3]
Kaan-chi will be home soon,
That will make Nake-zoo glad.
But then she'll get mad at him for something,
And that will make him sad.

[Verse 4]
Then he'll ask for a hug or kiss or sex,
Oh, for that there is no pardon.
You may smell his remains reeking,
From the Woodlands back garden.

[Chorus]
Oh, Kaan-chi is angry,
Oh, she's mad at Nake-zoo so.
She's thinking of ways to kill him,
Once she's done with Moo-So!

[Verse 5]
Nake-zoo doesn't do enough at home,
Certainly not as much as his wife.
He just cracks jokes to make her laugh,
That's certainly not enough to save his life.

[Verse 6]
She's fuckin' had enough of Nake-zoo's crap,
She's going to slay him like a fuckin' goat.
She may shoot him or strangle him,
Or maybe just cut his throat.

[Chorus]
Oh, Kaan-chi is angry,
Oh, she's mad at Nake-zoo so.
She's thinking of ways to kill him,
Once she's done with Moo-So!