Lyrics

Step right up, you mugs, to this sleazy-ass dive,
Where my big, fat titties make the dead come alive!
They’re bouncin’ like bombs, got you droolin’ like dopes,
These jugs could sink ships or choke mobster’s hopes.
And my pussy down south? It’s a man-eating trap,
One wink from that kitty, and your balls get a slap!

My cooze is a crooner, singin’ lust in the haze,
Got dames and wise guys lost in a fuck-crazy maze.
I’ll screw ‘em so gentle, make ‘em whimper and plead,
Then drain their damn wallets ‘til their egos just bleed.
You think you’re a stud, pal? Your dick’s on parole!
My snatch calls the shots, and it’s stealin’ your soul!

I’ve stripped in this hellhole where the mob pulls the strings,
But my titties and twat? They’re the real fuckin’ kings!
I’ll love ‘em so soft, like a sweet, tender tease,
Then bang ‘em to bits ‘til they’re down on their knees.
Your cash is my ladder, you limp-dicked old hacks,
I’ll fuck every moll ‘til their husbands need sacks!

These curves are my mob, runnin’ rackets of sin,
My boobs and my pussy, where the chaos kicks in.
I’ll ride you so slow, make your tough-guy act crack,
Then laugh as your pride takes a kick in the sack!
From goons with their gold to those prissy-ass dames,
I’ll screw ‘em all silly in my filthy-ass game!

So bow to my babies, they’re the gods of this dump,
My titties and cooze make you chumps take the jump.
In this mob-run shithole, where your dreams go to die,
My body’s filthy game’s got you screamin’ “Oh my!”