Lyrics

[Verse]
The sun was shining bright, the church bells rang,
I stood at the altar, felt the whole world sang,
Nerves got the best of me, I should’ve known,
When I felt that rumble deep in my bones.

[Verse 2]
Saying “I do,” I knew something was amiss,
That breakfast burrito wasn't worth this,
Sweat dripped down as my bride took my hand,
But that rumble turned into more than I planned.

[Chorus]
I sharted at my wedding, in my brand new suit,
Trying to hide it, but the smell took root,
Love's a funny thing, it’ll keep you on track,
Even when your tux has a brown, brown back.

[Verse 3]
The guests were whispering, “What is that?”
I tried to keep cool, pretending to chat,
But inside I knew, this moment won’t fade,
For better or worse in the vows we made.

[Chorus]
I sharted at my wedding, in my brand new suit,
Trying to hide it, but the smell took root,
Love's a funny thing, it’ll keep you on track,
Even when your tux has a brown, brown back.

[Verse 4]
Through the laughter and tears, she stood by me,
We danced the night away, just as free,
She laughed about it later in our honeymoon suite,
Said, “That's a story no one else can beat.”