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Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began
I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams

Investing on the venture is quite the adventure
Doing it on the CSE, is worst by a factor of three
Maybe the mining industry, isn’t right for me
Every time I try, it makes me cry

Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began
I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams

Let me tell you my secret, how to invest with no regret
How not to be taken, how to make your bacon
The first thing you do, is find out what is true
Don’t believe the pumpers, they can sometimes be robbers
Don’t fall in love with a stock, D M me and we will talk
Don’t be afraid to take a loss, it is all about opportunity cost

Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began
I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams

Let me tell you my secret, how to invest with no regret
How not to be taken, how to make serious bacon
Random google searches are not DD, they are meant to create a mystery
They appeal to you sense of greed, and make your portfolio bleed
Focus on the share structure, don’t just be a sucker
Look at the fundamentals, including management’s credentials

Northern man northern man, tell me how it all began
I need to know, I need to know, how you sniff out the scams

If you become as good as I am, you can expect the odd ban
Some think I’m in bed with Ham, which they are happy to spam
The reality is quite different, but I’ll never win that argument
I’ve ruffled a few feathers, but it’s the least of my worries
The world is full of scammers, and I can take on the bullies
Now that you know my secret, you can invest without regret
Now you know how to make dough, go buy a house in Acapulco

Thank you Northern man for your recipe, I’ll build by own impeccable history
Between bulls and bears you are atrue referee, thank you for your bravery

Thank you Northern man, you are the man
Thank you Northern man, you are the ma