Lyrics

[INTRO]
Once upon a time,
To a land far, far away,
On the Island of Misfit toys,
Where the defected annoys go to play.

[VERSE 1]
All the cryers, and the liars,
That are claiming the A.F.F.’s name.
Who are losers and the users,
Chasing after Austin’s fame.
So they run out of their own ideas,
Creative content well has run dry.
Started some drama,
Go tell your Momma,
Banned from A.F.F. Nation,
The reason, why.

[CHORUS]
To the Island of Misfit toys.
(Fake ass posers)
Chasing clout from the A.F.F. name.
(Austin Fuckin Forman)
Starting drama to gain your followers.
(I’m a victim)
Is what makes your content, so fucking lame!

[VERSE 2]
They gathered in their masses,
Creating “Mean Girls” therapy videos,
Calling out, “Austin is a bully!”
It’s truly sad. Even though he knows.
The Award winning cry, as you bitch
And you moan.
Claiming, “Austin and Craig, are out to get me!”
Shut the fuck up! (Bitch!)
Welcome to your new home…

[CHORUS]
To the Island of Misfit toys.
(Fake ass posers)
Chasing clout from the A.F.F. name.
(Austin Fuckin Forman)
Starting drama to gain your followers.
(I’m a victim)
Is what makes your content, so fucking lame!

[BRIDGE]
You think you're cool, but we see right through,
Your tales of woe, it's all for show.
On the shores of fake validation,
You’ll drown in your own desperation.
The drama you start, your egos too loud,
Here on the island, lost in your own crowd.

[CHORUS]
To the Island of Misfit toys.
(Fake ass posers)
Chasing clout from the A.F.F. name.
(Austin Fuckin Forman)
Starting drama to gain your followers.
(I’m a victim)
Is what makes your content, so fucking lame!

[OUTRO]
Repeat after me,
I survived A.F.F. Nation.
(I survived A.F.F. Nation!)
Raise a hand if you,
were ever bullied by Austin Forman.
(You will never be like Austin Forman!)