Lyrics

It was just another morning, nothing out of place,
Robyn took a step, then she fell with grace.
One foot slipped, then the next went too,
Now she’s sitting down, feeling black and blue!
Oh, Robyn took a tumble, crashed right down,
Bounced off the stairs, hit the ground.
Now she’s walking slow, with a little wince,
Sitting ain’t easy, and standing’s tense!
It wasn’t the plan, she was moving fast,
Didn’t see it coming—yeah, it happened so fast!
One second standing, then boom, she’s down,
Now she’s the legend of the whole dang town!
Oh, Robyn took a tumble, crashed right down,
Bounced off the stairs, hit the ground.
Now she’s walking slow, with a little wince,
Sitting ain’t easy, and standing’s tense!
Ice packs, cushions, pillows all around,
Trying to sit, but gotta stand back down!
We love you, Robyn, hope you heal up fast,
Next time, hold the rail—make that pain the last!
Oh, Robyn took a tumble, crashed right down,
Bounced off the stairs, hit the ground.
Now she’s walking slow, with a little wince,
Sitting ain’t easy, and standing’s tense!
So here’s to Robyn, tough as they come,
Even with a broken tailbone, she ain’t done!
Rest up, heal up, take it nice and slow,
And maybe next time… take the stairs real low!