Lyrics

Once in a while I take a look in the mirror -
That's when it starts becoming clearer -
An old lady yells, "Twott!!!!!", but I fail to hear her.
Oh, Vinegar Cobra, give me a foot jacket...

I have a grandpa who dresses like Medusa.
He's married to a vampire sloth, but what's it to ya'?
Fills up his canker sores with rotten tuna.
Oh, Sassafras Skunk, let's color dirt with elf crayons...

Ooooohhhh, where's the Witch Of The Day?
(She eloped with Ronald Reagan for a roll in the hay.)
Yeeeaaaaahh, where's the Prince Of Wet Pants?
(He's jumping naked in the donuts; it's his favorite dance.)

Jumbo Jell-O frog disaster -
Just eat atomic pearls, and you'll grow leg lips faster.
Pound Cake puppies like to howl at paper coffin crotches.
The Devil's Food Deer is meowing at the dolphin blotches.

I met a claw hammer with a toddler's hairstyle.
He gave me magical candy from the Horse-Faced Prayer Child.
I ate it on the toilet with Morgan Fairchild.
Hey, Bendable Clarissa, throw your turnips in the Bear church!

Soft Maloney ate a Pilgrim sandwich.
Then he buried five babies with a broken gland switch.
There goes Florence with her toothless man-bitch!
Hey, Suntan Squirrel, sleep soundly in your plastic tank!

Ooohhhh, where's the Queen Of Mountain Beetles?
(She's out there, shooting heroin with Grandma's used needles.)
Rraaawwwwrrr, where's the Poltergeist With Styrofoam Tap Shoes?
(He's trying to quit breathing with Melissa Flapboobs!)

Jumbo Jell-O frog disaster -
Just eat atomic pearls, and you'll grow leg lips faster.
Pound Cake puppies like to howl at paper coffin crotches.
The Devil's Food Deer is meowing at the dolphin blotches.

Jumbo Jell-O frog disaster -
Just eat atomic pearls, and you'll grow leg lips faster.
Pound Cake puppies like to howl at paper coffin crotches.
The Devil's Food Deer is meowing at the dolphin blotches.

Wow!!!!!!
Happy, happy, happy fukkin' Fourth Of July!
Brubb!!!!!!!
Drive, fetus, drive to the Shrine Of True Pie!

Jumbo Jell-O frog disaster -
Just eat atomic pearls, and you'll grow leg lips faster.
Pound Cake puppies like to howl at paper coffin crotches.
The Devil's Food Deer is meowing at the dolphin blotches...