Lyrics

[SCI-FI MOVIE SAMPLE INTRO]
("Well, would you look at that?!.. It's a real-life shooting star, Judy!!..... HOORAY FOR SPACE!!!!!")

[VERSE 1]
Looking up at night,
It looks like black guys with light pimples.
What a funky sight!
It's alright, and I have bright dimples.

My laser gun stinks when it shoots -
(Pew, pew-pew!! Pew!! P-pew, p-pew, p-pew-pew!!)
It smells like a pooping zombie in wet boots -
(Pew, pew-pew!! Pew!! P-pew, p-pew, p-pew-pew!!)

[BRIDGE 1]
Where have all the smart girls gone?..
They're busy making donuts with no pantihose on!

[CHORUS]
Yeah, Judy and I
Saw something cool in the sky!
Oh, me and Judy
Saw a comet, then made doodie!
Good thing we had some diapers on;
If we didn't, then our doodies would've rolled onto the lawn.
Yeah, Judy and I
Pooped under the comet in the sky!

[VERSE 2]
Making such a streak,
Just like the solid leak in our Pam-pers.
It spread apart each cheek,
Thus making our taped-on chonies damper.

My laser gun makes such a weird smell -
(Pew, pew-pew!! Pew!! P-pew, p-pew, p-pew-pew!!)
It smells like a drunk cowboy's armpit that came from Hell -
(Pew, pew-pew!! Pew!! P-pew, p-pew, p-pew-pew!!)

[BRIDGE 2]
Judy's the only girl for me;
We've pooped together in holy matrimony!

[CHORUS]
Yeah, Judy and I
Saw something cool in the sky!
Oh, me and Judy
Saw a comet, then made doodie!
Good thing we had some diapers on;
If we didn't, then our doodies would've rolled onto the lawn.
Yeah, Judy and I
Pooped under the comet in the sky!

[SAXOPHONE SOLO]

[BRIDGE 3]
Our eyes big and bright, watching that comet sail;
And by the end of its journey, we had both grown a tail!

[CHORUS]
Yeah, Judy and I
Saw something cool in the sky!
Oh, me and Judy
Saw a comet, then made doodie!
Good thing we had some diapers on;
If we didn't, then our doodies would've rolled onto the lawn.
Yeah, Judy and I
Pooped under the comet in the sky!

[OUTRO]
I love you, Judy-doodie-poopie-poo!!
(Pew, pew-pew!! Pew!! P-pew, p-pew, p-pew-pew!!)
I love you, Judy-doodie-poopie-poo!!
(Pew, pew-pew!! Pew!! P-pew, p-pew, p-pew-pew!!...)