Lyrics

Lyrics
[INTRO]
In the land of little Bengolis, where Mams used to roam
A lanky figure stood tall, Waiters would drone
He was the tallest of them all, a sight to behold
But his work ethic was lacking, his natter never grew old

[VERSE 1]
He struggled with Central Designer, the software was a test
But Mams just couldn't focus, his mind was always on rest
He'd dream of his Client, Chiltern, and wake up in a sweat
Nightmares of deadlines and Go Live, his anxiety was met

[CHORUS]
But now he's on top, with a career that's on fire
Flossing like a pro, with a caravan that's a desire
In Slough, he's the king, with a Datsun by his side
He's living large, with a Mankini to abide

[VERSE 2]
His colleagues were annoyed, with his constant chatter and play
They pushed him to sales, and he found his own way
No more design stress, just a smooth talker's game
And now he's cruising, with a smile that's got no shame

[CHORUS]
He's on top, with a career that's on fire
Flossing like a pro, with a caravan that's a desire
In Slough, he's the king, with a Datsun by his side
He's living large, with a Mankini to abide

[BRIDGE]
But there's a secret, that he can't define
Why he's still super FAT, despite his wrestling prime
In a Mankini, he grapples with men on the weekends too
But the weight just won't shift, it's a mystery or two

[HOOK]
Mams, Mams, the king of the road
With a caravan that's decked, and a Datsun that's low
He's got the sofa protectors, and minimum light
He's living life large, but weight loss not in sight

[CHORUS]
He's on top, with a career that's on fire
Flossing like a pro, with a caravan that's a desire
In Slough, he's the king, with a Datsun by his side
He's living large, with a Mankini to abide

[OUTRO]
Now Mams is the one, with the success that he adores
The tallest Bengoli, in Europe, and so much more
His boy Nav now got ears so sore

We ought BABY BABY