Lyrics

[spoken]
This is an oldie but a goodie
Raise a glass and(puff puff pass!)

[verse]
Looking at the clock
Is it five oh clock (no it’s not)
Walking past my boss
He’s Always pissed off (fuck this job)
[change]
But hey all of my bills are paid so
And yes oh
yes it is Friday oh
It’s pay day so
This toast I raise
each and everyone of us
(all of us get laid!)
Roll up those jays!
let’s fly away!

[hook]
I’ve got a fat one
Sitting in my glove box
And on my way home
Bet your ass I will get stoned
Driving fast, the rat pack
The boss man he can kiss my ass
Life’s a blast take a drag
Raise a glass
And puff puff pass!

[verse]
It’s five oh clock
Punch the clock (time to go)
Clear my desk
And flip off my boss (oh hawk eye)
That’s when I get a call
From my mom (hey mom)
She says, “see you in church?”
Yeah prolly not (you did not!)
[change]
Sunday I will get saved
But hey it’s (Friday)
It is pay day so (warning!)
This toast I raise
each and everyone of us
all of us feel great in the morning!

[hook]
I’ve got a fat one
Sitting in my (glove box)
And on my way home
Bet your ass I will get stoned
Driving fast, the rat pack
The boss man he can (kiss my ass)
Life’s a blast take a drag
Raise a glass
And (puff puff pass!)

[instrumental]

[hook]
I’ve got a fat one
Sitting in my glove box
And on my way home
Bet your ass I will get stoned
Driving fast, the rat pack
The boss man he can kiss my ass
Life’s a blast take a drag
Raise a glass
And puff puff pass!

[crowd]
So raise a glass if you have one
Puff puff pass on that fat one
You can get drunk, I am fine with high
It’s a small town go out
Friday night
Oh whoa oh oh oh
This one is for all of y’all
Oh whoa oh oh oh
It ain’t over til they say (last call!)

[crowd singing]
Oh whoa oh oh oh
This one is for all of y’all
Oh whoa oh oh oh
It ain’t over til they say last call
Oh whoa oh oh oh
This one is for all of y’all
Oh whoa oh oh oh
It ain’t over til they say last call

[instrumental]

[spoken]
Last call! Hahahaha!