Lyrics

[INTRO]
Hey John, my friend, it's that spooky time of year,
Goblins and ghouls, and the things we fear.
But listen up close, I've got a tale to share,
About Halloween night and wild debonair.
[VERSE 1]
John, this is a Halloween song,
Please don’t whip out your dong,
Screaming "giggitygoty gooo!"
What’s the plan, what will you do?
Chasing shadows with a fright,
But that’s not what we want tonight.
No need to shake your oiled up ass and run,
Just grab a mask, let’s have some fun!
[CHORUS]
Ooh, it's Halloween, tricks and treats,
Monsters lurking down the streets,
Take a breath, don’t lose your cool,
Just join the party, that’s the rule.
[VERSE 2]
Then you ran into a bar,
Like a movie scene, bizarre,
Shot Leonardo from ninja turtles with a shotgun blast,
"Happy Halloween!" you yelled, so fast.
He laughed, said, "Dude, what's your rush?
The night is young, let's party, hush!"
But all the others started to stare,
“What’s going on? Is it a scare?”
[CHORUS]
Ooh, it's Halloween, tricks and treats,
Monsters lurking down the streets,
Take a breath, don’t lose your cool,
Just join the party, that’s the rule.
[BRIDGE]
So let’s rewind, don’t take it far,
No need for guns in this bizarre bazaar.
Instead, grab your friends, wear your fright,
Dance like no one’s watching tonight.
[VERSE 3]
Ghosts and witches in the glow,
Pumpkin spiced lattes in tow.
Laughter echoes through the night,
Every corner, pure delight!
We're here to play, not to fight,
Just enjoy the shadows under moonlight.
[CHORUS]
Ooh, it's Halloween, tricks and treats,
Monsters lurking down the streets,
Take a breath, don’t lose your cool,
Just join the party, that’s the rule.
[OUTRO]
So John, my friend, let’s celebrate,
Forget the drama, it’s child rape night