Lyrics

[Verse]
Two trolls in the kitchen at the break of dawn
Arguing so loud they woke the whole lawn
One loves strawberry the other's for grape
This toast-top debate can't seem to escape

[Verse 2]
One says smooth the other says chunk
All this jam aggression's left the bread sunk
Butter’s in the corner just watching the fight
Saying choose peanut butter you're both not right

[Chorus]
Oh jam it down they're having a toast war
Flinging jars and spreading like never before
Grape or strawberry the fight won't close
But they're forgetting it’s all about the doughs

[Verse 3]
The toaster's heating up while insults fly
“For a troll you’ve got bad jam taste” they'd cry
Raspberry lit the scene with its rebel streak
Pulled out a scone said "your toast’s too weak"

[Bridge]
Butter finally yelled “This has to end!”
“Jam can’t divide let the bread be our friend!”
The trolls looked ashamed then started to laugh
And united over honey splitting it in half

[Chorus]
Oh jam it down they're having a toast war
Flinging jars and spreading like never before
Grape or strawberry the fight won't close
But they're forgetting it’s all about the doughs