Check in if you dare
piano, brass, baroque, soul, popLyrics
[INTRO]
Welcome, dear guest, to our fine establishment,
Where the halls echo laughter and the stories are rampant.
Check in if you dare, though the tales might fright,
From the moment you step in, it’s a wild fright night!
[VERSE 1]
There’s a guest in Room 23, claims he’s a vampire,
Tried to check in with garlic, said he likes it expired.
Late night he’s howling, it’s a real scream,
Front desk said, “Sir, this is a 3-star dream!”
[CHORUS]
Oh, welcome to the hotel, where the insanity reigns,
All the guests are quirky, just look at their chains!
From the phantom in the bathroom to the llama in the suite,
You’ll never find a place as crazy, come take a seat!
[VERSE 2]
In the lobby sat a couple, dressed like they’re on fire,
They said they just “won” a room in a bingo empire.
Room service delivered but they called it “disaster,”
A meatloaf review got no less than a plaster!
[CHORUS]
Oh, welcome to the hotel, where the insanity reigns,
All the guests are quirky, just look at their chains!
From the phantom in the bathroom to the llama in the suite,
You’ll never find a place as crazy, come take a seat!
[BRIDGE]
Elvis in the corner, singing blues for free,
And the maid’s playing poker with the key card spree.
Security’s laughing as they chase the lost raccoon,
This wild hotel life, it’s like a mad cartoon!
[VERSE 3]
The elevator’s haunted, squeaking when it’s slow,
Last time I took it, it delivered me to a show!
With a clown juggling snacks and a mime giving hugs,
I tiptoed out of there, avoiding the shrugs.
[CHORUS]
Oh, welcome to the hotel, where the insanity reigns,
All the guests are quirky, just look at their chains!
From the phantom in the bathroom to the llama in the suite,
You’ll never find a place as crazy, come take a seat!
[OUTRO]
So if you’re looking for some fun, or just a little fray,
Remember this is where the wild things play.
Otherwise just mind your own business.