Aw Yeah Whatever Dude

Texas Rap, Acoustic Guitar, Fiddle, Banjo, Energetic, Happy

Lyrics

aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah

aw fudge!
not again!
the money is all gone!
oh no! the bank account won’t budge…
gotta dial up the court of public opinion…
“is being broke in!?”
“we don’t know ask the judge…”
“It is hereby ruled unanimous, for all future hearings it shall be declared blasphemous, scandalous practices of savages, to be without the cash again…”
gah dayum,
that’s a life sentence!
death row by designer!
might as well prop those feet up!
blood clots in a recliner!
ah yes the price of your desires!
spread all of music through the cyber spider’s wires!
and if nobody pays oh well they’re a forced buyer.
receiver of stolen suppliers,
shit,
light ‘em up,
this is martyrdom by self ignited fire!
tie that liar to the church spire!
Pastor! lookie lookie! touch a little boy you did! you should’ve been a wee bit nicer!
now it’s a green dot underneath that Titlest visor.
go on man of God, swing your 7 iron…
I got a 3 wood I can hit 40 yards farther than your driver…
test me!
I’ll dog walk you mini golf to Par 5,
from West Grand Putt Putt to Pebble fuckin’ Beach, beach,
reach one, fuck that I’ll straight beat one,
and cum all over the face of the problematic politicians trying to create a false outrage!
Who the fuck cares in 2024 if anyone is gay!?
Jesus would’ve sucked the dicks of the depressed…
“You take that back!”
“make me you foul bitch!”
“call the pope! we need an exorcist!”
“HAIL SATAN!”
“Demonic Sin!”
“Oh ain’t Nunn wrong with me minus Zach’s opinion of pure shit. He thinks women shouldn’t have a choice in birthing a rapist’s kid…”
“you need to stop talking, we will take your ears for this…”
“ooo I’m so scared! snakes in the grass today they mowed it as if I give a piss!”
I give not a shit, fart or fuck in the wind.
who the fuck are you to me but a rotten excuse of kin?
yeah you got a fine ass, but I can hit up any one of 13 women, and get fucked so hard I gotta get my dick fixed at the family clinician…
so really what loss am I facing minus one of stress?

aw yeah!
not one worth any type of mentally draining position.
although, our new dynamic, hell yeah I fuck with it kitten.
got me over here blushing, feelin’ a bit smitten,
indeed,
I just ordered the Michigan mittens,
and in November I’m riding shotgun to deliver on the mission!
I don’t need no mother fuckin’ permission,
I prayed to God,
and he said he loves Detroit,
so from there I’m headed north south and west in every misdirection,
to hit up the past on some present missed connections,
make some new music, spread virulent, infections,
pass the weigh station heavy off the cannabis prescriptions,
bear witness,
this is,
the evolution…

aw yeah,
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah
I said
aw yeah…