Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Ain't no beatin' around the bush, I'm talking straight to you, sheryl,
Slide it in, no need for euphemism, you know what I'm about to unfurl,
Vulcanize the love muscle, in the ham wallet, that's right, I'm gonna hit,
Sherry's sherry bomb, cattle prod the oyster ditch, with my lap rocket,
Batter-dip the cranny axe, in the gut locker, let me retro-fit,
That pudding hatch, ooh la la, with my boink swatter, you can't resist,
Once I got you in the loop, make my point, be straight with you,
My intent's clear, don't need innuendo, just let our bodies groove.
(Chorus)
Brazilian wax poetic, no time for a fuss,
I don't want no foreplay, I want it raw, rough,
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, you already know,
Marinate the nether rod, in the squish mitten, let it flow.
(Verse 2)
Power drill the yippee bog, with the dude piston, you're mine,
Pressure wash the quiver bone, in the bitch wrinkle, sublime,
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la, with the pork steeple, I'm diving,
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where, sheryl, no jiving,
(Chorus)
Brazilian wax poetic, no need for a key,
I'm craving that primal connection, pure ecstasy,
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, you already know,
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where, pronto, come on, don't be shy.
(Outro)
In this world of lies and deceit, sometimes you just gotta say,
What's on your mind, raw and real, that's my way,
You wanted vulgar, I gave it to you, no filter, no bias,
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where, now let's get explicit.