Kev's fart shaped box
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[INTRO]
Oh Kev, you’ve done it again,
With your stinky little treasure,
A box that smells like pretend,
Let’s sing this tune with pleasure!
[VERSE 1]
In a corner of the room, got a box, oh so bright,
Shaped like a fart, it’s a curious sight!
Friends gather ‘round, what’s inside?
It’s a gag gift, a source of pride!
[CHORUS]
Kev’s fart-shaped box, oh what a treat,
Open it up, can’t escape that heat!
Laughter erupts, who knew it would be,
The best prank in town, come on, let’s see!
[VERSE 2]
He decorated it with stickers of gas,
It’s a real work of art, you just can’t pass!
A whoopee cushion sings, every time you lift,
Kev’s box is not just a prank, it’s a gift!
[CHORUS]
Kev’s fart-shaped box, oh what a treat,
Open it up, can’t escape that heat!
Laughter erupts, who knew it would be,
The best prank in town, come on, let’s see!
[BRIDGE]
Now everyone’s laughing, it’s a wild affair,
Who knew a box could get us to share?
These moments we treasure, giggles and gas,
Kev's box of joy, let’s hope it’ll last!
[VERSE 3]
With every party and every good cheer,
We will pass around, your box held dear,
From kids to grown-ups, we all know the score,
More fun than a fart, who could ask for more?
[CHORUS]
Kev’s fart-shaped box, oh what a treat,
Open it up, can’t escape that heat!
Laughter erupts, who knew it would be,
The best prank in town, come on, let’s see!
[OUTRO]
So here’s to you, Kev, with your box full of glee,
A fart-shaped wonder, forever carefree!
We’ll keep on laughing, in joy and in strife,
Your hilarious gift, Kev, brings us to life!