Lyrics
**Verse 1**
Friday night at Pig and Snout,
Astrosphere buzzing, drinks flowin’ out.
Gonna end messy with the hardcore crowd,
Join the flow, take every drink, livin’ loud.
**Pre-Chorus**
Staggering home, moonlight glow,
Stopped for a wee, then down he goes.
In the bushes, what a sight,
Stinging his sausage, pure comedy!
**Chorus**
Oh what night, down at the local 'til dawn,
Drinking and laughing, lost in the fun.
Talking nonsense, stumbling around,
Oh what night, take me home, drunken hound.
**Verse 2**
Dad passed out on the sofa, covered in snacks,
Sneaking bites, no holding back.
Suddenly hear a dreadful noise,
Horrendous sound, no more joys.
**Pre-Chorus**
Running to the toilet, can’t hold it in,
Chaos in the bathroom, where to begin?
Splattering puke, what a scene,
Late night adventures fit for a meme!
**Chorus**
Oh what night, down at the local 'til dawn,
Drinking and laughing, lost in the fun.
Talking nonsense, stumbling around,
Oh what night, take me home, drunken hound.
**Outro**
Time for breakfast and hair of the dog,
Hoping for a miracle, still in a fog!
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