Vicky Pemberton Rubbed Her Scent On My Antique Water Canteen
College Rock, Indie Rock, female vocals, live performance, audience singing along, Post-Punk, underground Indie MusicLyrics
(YEAAAAHHH!!! FUCK, YEAH!!... You guys are one HELLUVA crowd! Anyone ever tell you that?!.. Oh, yeah... Probably not 'cause you were, um, never here before until now, sooooo-... uuuummmmm... Well, wouldn't you know it?.. The microphone's all tangled up, an-...)
("GO WIRELESS, DUMBASS!!!")
(...-huh?.. OH, YEAH! I KNOW!.. IT'S SO ARCHAIC, RIGHT?!.. Well, UNH!.. Just, uuuhhh... bear with me here, while I - AARGH! - try to untangle this ungodly-... Oh, God! Oh, sorry... I JUST FARTED! DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?!.. NO?!.. Oh, so I just told everyone for no reason?!. Well, isn't THAT fuckin' special?!.. - OW! - Okay, folks! Almost got it!... Jesus, I farted AGAIN! ...-Wha-?!.. You didn't hear that one either?!.. Well, it looks as if Sheila on bass guitar here both heard it, AND smelled it, 'cause she's projectile-vomiting ALL OVER the fucking stage now!... C'MON, SHEILA!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, GIRL!! A-HA!!! DETANGLED!! Alright, you guys up for one more?!..
("NO!! FUCK, NO!!!")
(WOO-HOO!!! Sounds like you are, so this one's called "Vicky Pemberton Rubbed Her Scent On My Antique Water Canteen"! Okay, ready?!.. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR-)
Pussy juice, pussy juice
On my canteen!
Vicky's such a weirdo,
And she's barely nineteen!
She likes to crochet and scissor,
If you know what I mean!
VICKY WIPED HER PUSSY JUICE
ON MY CANTEEN!!
Vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-
Vuh-vuh-Vicky,
Why'd you fucking do that shit?
It's so damn icky!
"MY NAME'S VICKY PEMBERTON!
I WIPE MY CUNT JUICES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S THINGS FOR FUN!"
LET'S GO!!!
Go to the head doctor,
Get your head checked out!
Maybe then, you'll find out
What things life is all about!
If you move out, Vicky,
I'll never miss you!
THANK THE FUCKIN' GODDESS
THAT I NEVER KISSED YOU!!
Vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-
Vuh-vuh-Vicky,
Why'd you fucking do that shit?
It's so damn icky!
"MY NAME'S VICKY PEMBERTON!
I WIPE MY CUNT JUICES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S THINGS FOR FUN!"
LET'S GO!!!