The Legend of Halmon

Lyrics

[Verse]
Halmon the man with muscles tight
His sword is long it gleams so bright
Faced a goddess with a twisted plan
His secret weapon not in his hand

[Chorus]
Halmon swung not his blade
But in the bed the goddess stayed
With his charm he broke her curse
A hero's tale not in verse

[Verse 2]
The villagers cheered old Halmon's aim
He conquered evil never the same
Tamed the goddess with lovin' great
No more chaos sealed her fate

[Bridge]
She whispered Halmon you're my king
In your arms I lose my sting
Who knew the hero of the tale
Would find his strength where others fail

[Chorus]
Halmon swung not his blade
But in the bed the goddess stayed
With his charm he broke her curse
A hero's tale not in verse

[Verse 3]
The bard sang songs of this rough brute
His legend grew disputes grew mute
Halmon's hog they hailed with cheer
A new kind of hero it became clear