Magic Showdown

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Albus Dumbledore]
Old man swag, I run the halls with a wand twist,
Gandalf the Grey? Your flow's colder than a dementor's kiss.
I Hogwarts grind, schooling wizards on the hour,
You’re just a staff-holder—where's the real power?

[Verse 2: Gandalf]
Grey to White, my upgrade leaves 'em shook,
You're a headmaster clown reading books by the book.
I face Balrogs, dragons, while you teach in soft tones,
Your spells barely match the fire of my smokin’ pipe stones.

[Chorus]
Magic in the air, wands and staffs clash,
Legends at the mic, let the titans thrash.
Who's the GOAT of the robes? Who writes this lore?
Wizardry wars: Dumbledore vs. Gandalf, hardcore.

[Verse 3: Albus Dumbledore]
Elder Wand champ, you're a secondary wizard,
One *Expecto* and your whole vibe blizzards.
Philosopher's flex, my story never fades,
Your revised trilogy belongs in bargain bins for decades.

[Verse 4: Gandalf]
Your politics petty, Hogwarts is just a schoolyard,
My battles shape realms; your deeds barely make cards.
The one ring to rule 'em, your wand look cheap,
I'll shatter your spells—sweet dreams, now sleep.

[Bridge]
The room falls silent—two masters collide,
Dark against light, no place left to hide.
History's makers, pen ink in spell-fire,
Two rap lords of magic raise the mic higher.