Day In, Day Out

Lyrics

Hey there, lil' Miss Atrophy,
You're really good lookin', won't ya take a trip with me?
Hey there, lil' Miss Rigor Mortis,
Don't be so stiff! Ya gotta loosen up, don't ya see?

Look at that sky, it's made of penguins and applesauce!
Let's have some pie, then we can yell at the gravel boss!
Ya won't die, if ya shoot a barrel full o' meat!
Why ask why? Just eat a bowl of Cream Of Wheat!

Hey, Spider Anthony! Where are your pony shoes?
Go tell Bacon Gregory he should really get the blues.
I offered Sawdust Sherry a slice of the Sunday News,
Now Always-Nude Angela is scraping up the metal booze.

Hey there, lil' Miss Jaundice,
You're lookin' quite nice, ya wanna build a fort today?
Hey there, lil' Miss Ringworm,
Let's buy a bag of ice, and then we'll tell both of our parents we're gay!

Look at those pants, they're made of Nintendos and olive loaf!
Let's pet some ants, then we can call the village oaf!
I'm so advanced that I can take a walk to the moon!
Those college grants came in handy when I needed some poon!

(Hip-hip-hooray! The Sorority Soiree!)

Hey, Spider Anthony! Where are your pony shoes?
Go tell Bacon Gregory he should really get the blues.
I offered Sawdust Sherry a slice of the Sunday News,
Now Always-Nude Angela is scraping up the metal booze.

Nazis are the best!
My best friends in the world!
Grazzi, Herr Hess!
Every oyster has its pearl!

Hey, Spider Anthony! Where are your pony shoes?
Go tell Bacon Gregory he should really get the blues.
I offered Sawdust Sherry a slice of the Sunday News,
Now Always-Nude Angela is scraping up the metal booze.