Kim's Mess Patrol

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
She’s coming down the hall, and she’s on a mission,
That mess you left, it’s her new obsession.
She’s got the mom glare, yeah, you know the one,
Better clean it up fast or she’ll come undone!

[Pre-Chorus]
The toys on the floor, dishes in the sink,
She’s not here to play, better stop and think.

[Chorus]
Whoa-oh, here she comes, it’s Kim, and you don’t wanna meet her,
Whoa-oh, here she comes, she’s a mom and a world-class leader.
Whoa-oh, here she comes, and she’s on the mess patrol,
Whoa-oh, here she comes, clean it up or she’ll lose control.

[Verse 2]
You left your shoes in the doorway, trash in the bin,
She’s counting to three—better fix your sins.
She loves you to death, but don’t test her might,
When she’s got her eyes on the clutter tonight!

[Pre-Chorus]
Papers on the table, backpacks on the floor,
You’ve had your warning, don’t make her roar.

[Chorus]
Whoa-oh, here she comes, it’s Kim, and you don’t wanna meet her,
Whoa-oh, here she comes, she’s a mom and a home-space keeper.
Whoa-oh, here she comes, the queen of clean-up time,
Whoa-oh, here she comes, better fix it or face the line!

[Bridge]
She’s not asking twice, so you better get to work,
No excuses now, no chores to shirk.
She’s loving and tough, yeah, she’s got it all,
But leave your stuff lying, and you’ll hear her call:

[Final Chorus]
Whoa-oh, here she comes, it’s Kim, and you don’t wanna meet her,
Whoa-oh, here she comes, she’s a mom and a world-class leader.
Whoa-oh, here she comes, and she’s on the mess patrol,
Whoa-oh, here she comes, clean it up or she’ll lose control!

[Outro]
Yeah, it’s Kim, you know the drill,
Pick up your stuff, or she’ll bring the thrill.