GRAMMY SWING A SKILLET

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Pap's teeth float in Mason jar bliss, Mama fetch switches that hardly miss, Backyard wrestlin', huntin’ barefoot frogs— Lost cousin Rufus dancing with hogs.
Mud-soaked britches, tomato stew— Todo family sharin’ teeth, only two, Grampy rigged whisky bottle fakes leg, Sari Bess chased aught preacher idlin' keg.
Widow May-wing, fifth weddin', er maybe 'leventh? Keep's memry faint, with a jar o' Strength, Sheriff half cousin, judge is half uncle— Sonny tough claims train tracks a back road.
Got seven houn' dogs pick fleas for fun, Porch leanin’ frail since prohibition begun, An' preacher gripe 'bout my soul iron pants— Bro said hold his shine, icehoed angry stance.
Crickets chirpin’ blame steadily prouder, Secret cousin toot-son blowin loudder, Firefly crime partners whisky homebrew— Postor ’s lurking snakes religious performer.
Hey who tucked a toadstool eyebrows uncle Sven? Gone nearfish midnight powerful'hit again, Lord, creek risin', swamp cat yonder— Change rifle shotgun time midnight w͖ashing strongher