Hershy

Lyrics

Yo, this one’s for Hershy, yeah, he’s claimin’ he’s plain,
“No jokes, no laughs,” but it’s all in his brain.
Says he ain’t funny, tryna sell us a story,
But the way he denies it? Comedy glory.

Walks in the room, he’s got that look,
Straight face like a statue, every move gets took.
We’re watchin’, he’s silent, not a word out yet,
Then boom—he trips, comedy’s best bet.

Says he’s no clown, but the timing’s divine,
Unintended genius, punchlines on the vine.
“I’m not funny,” he says, while the crowd erupts,
Bruh, you’re the star of a thousand stand-ups.

See, Hershy, denial’s your secret charm,
Like saying there’s no fire while the sirens alarm.
Your unfunny is funny, it’s paradox gold,
A laugh in every breath, a story untold.

He’s got that dry wit, accidental swag,
Drops lines so deadpan, they wave the white flag.
“I’m just normal,” he swears, but we know what’s true,
Hershy’s humor’s so sharp, it could cut right through.

“Oh, I’m boring,” he claims with a shrug in his tone,
But he’s funnier than memes that we send to our phones.
Self-deprecating, he plays it so cool,
But Hershy’s the teacher, the joke is the school.

You’re funny, my dude, stop fightin’ the truth,
It’s written in the air and the laughter’s proof.
You could stand in a room, not a word on your lips,
And still, folks would crack up at the vibe you emit.

It’s not about the punchlines, setups, or bits,
It’s the way you exist, Hershy, that’s it.
Your “not funny” schtick? It’s the ultimate act,
The irony’s thick, and the humor intact.

So here’s my advice: own the role, let it shine,
Embrace the comedian that’s hidden inside.
No need for denial, we’re laughin’, it’s clear,
Hershy, the unfunny legend we all revere.

Your jokes? Nah, they’re just life bein’ weird,
You’re the type to make silence the thing we all cheer.
So next time you say it, just know in your soul,
You’re the king of the laughs, the guy with control.

Hershy, my man, you’re a paradox true,
Unfunny is funny, and we all see it through.
The joke’s on us, but it’s all thanks to you,
So own it, embrace it—the humor is you.