The Misadventures of Wobbly Bob

Lyrics

[Verse]
Wobbly Bob drinks up his bottle of grouse
Swears he can build you a towering house
But watch out when he drives near your lane
Through your front yard he’ll bring the pain

[Verse 2]
Eats like a pig and wears a vibrant wig
Claims to fix everything big or big
Mr. Bob the builder they all exclaim
But he’s the town's infamous name

[Chorus]
Wobbly Bob with shaky hands
Oh dear
Builds up dreams just to make them disappear
Don’t send him pictures that are filled with shame
Or you’ll get a warning and feel the blame

[Bridge]
He’s got tales taller than the highest tower
Reckless driving in the darkest hour
Promises made are sandcastles in the air
With Wobbly Bob
Proceed with care

[Verse 3]
Warn your friends when Wobbly Bob’s near
He’s unpredictable
Let’s make that clear
Calls himself a guru but he’s a clown
Can’t keep our laughter down

[Chorus]
Wobbly Bob with shaky hands
Oh dear
Builds up dreams just to make them disappear
Don’t send him pictures that are filled with shame
Or you’ll get a warning and feel the blame