Bootylicious Bob's Anthem

Lyrics

Bob’s got a smile and a heart so sweet,
But there’s one thing that knocks him off his feet,
It’s not the money or the fancy cars,
It’s that thang that shines brighter than the stars,

He’s got a love, no shame in his game,
Every curve just drives him insane,
He’s a gentleman, make no mistake,
But he’s got cravings he just can’t shake,


Oh Bob, you’re bold, you’re wild, you’re free,
Chasing that booty like a fantasy,
A connoisseur of all that jiggle,
Makes him dance, makes him giggle,

Bootylicious Bob, he’s got that mission,
No shame, no guilt, just pure ambition,
He’s a lover of that peachy view,
Bootylicious Bob, he’s coming for you,

He’s got charm, he’s got style,
Shooting winks that go for miles,
He’ll open doors and pull out chairs,
But he’s sneaking glances when you’re unaware,

He writes poems with sweet delight,
Odes to the booty every night,
His heart beats like a drum,
For every curve, every bump, every plump,


Oh Bob, you’re bold, you’re wild, you’re free,
Chasing that booty like a fantasy,
A connoisseur of all that jiggle,
Makes him dance, makes him giggle,

Bootylicious Bob, he’s got that mission,
No shame, no guilt, just pure ambition,
He’s a lover of that peachy view,
Bootylicious Bob, he’s coming for you,

Ain’t no shame in loving the curves,
He speaks the truth, got the nerve,
He’s respectful, never crass,
Just a fan of that glorious… class,

Breakdown (with funky groove)
Shake it, break it, make it pop,
Bootylicious Bob just can’t stop,
He’s got love, he’s got zest,
Admiring booties, he’s the best,

Bootylicious Bob, he’s got that mission,
No shame, no guilt, just pure ambition,
He’s a lover of that peachy view,
Bootylicious Bob, he’s coming for you,

So if you see him, don’t be shy,
Give a wink, maybe say hi,
Bootylicious Bob’s got love to share,
For every booty, everywhere.