The Bathroom Blues

Lyrics

[Verse]
Woke up this morning, had my coffee black,
Thought I had to go, but my bowels said "Nope, step back,"
Sat on the throne with a heavy heart,
Nature called, but it sure missed the mark.

[Verse 2]
Thought I had a big one, felt it deep inside,
But all I did was sprinkle, could've cried,
The porcelain king, my stage set to rock,
But all I got was a dribble, not a shock.

[Chorus]
It's the bathroom blues, can't catch a break,
Sitting and waiting, oh for goodness sake,
Trying to poop, but I just keep peeing,
Man, my plumbing's got me deceiving.

[Verse 3]
Checked my phone, hoped it'd pass the time,
But still no movement, just water and whine,
Dreaming of glory, a clean-release day,
But life’s a funny joker, in its own special way.

[Verse 4]
Peter Griffin here, singing my woes,
Flashing back to Taco Tuesday, where nobody knows,
It ain't glamorous, it ain't grand,
Just a simple man with a simple demand.

[Chorus]
It's the bathroom blues, life's cruel prank,
Sitting and straining, patience at its brink,
Trying to poop, but I just keep peeing,
Oh Lord, from this throne I’m never fleeing.