Hypochondria

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Trivia: Is her personality swollen?

At the cathedral pulpit FaggityBarnold ripped apart the scrambled curtain and proclaimed “He who hath the startchiest palm fronds will win the bosoms of the century! Where the fuck is Kagatha? Is she sun bathing in the parking lot again like a damn beached whale?” She was arrested, but won the hoop anyway.

Spegmina’s past self caught wind of a pink power ranger getting fucked and mugged..The hungry hungry hypochondria aimed for the stars with its poor math skills and got an eff for effort. The badvice column says to go live your best, eat your worst, and do a plank for good measure.

He whacked that clam so hard her titz blew up like airbags after this accidental pregnancy Dear Faggity Anne.

There was a post-it note super glued to a labia that read as follows:

“Please enter. Make me your bone-in chicken wing.”