Hillbillies of AFF Nation

Lyrics

Intro:
I could really go for a fund me, right now.
Mayo and tartar sauce, on white.
Vegan go homeless, or Go Fund Me?
Watchin’ you and a screen try to fight!
You look dumb and unstable,
Oops, that was so rude of me.
Hello to all of our haters.
I’ll introduce you to the hillbilly family.

Verse 1:
What was that? (I cunt hear you!)
Go and get the “D” out of your trap.
Too busy swallowing all yours lies,
You would’ve spit out real facts.
Your content is lacking and weak.
Like the “Little engine that could”,
Bitch, you could never be. (I think I can!)
If your worst day had a mugshot,
Austin would still have you beat! (Yeet!)
So while you cash in your dignity and pride.
Claiming that money for sympathy donations. (Fraud)
A.F.F., represent your Honky side.
We are the Hillbillies of A.F.F. Nation! (Yeet x2)

Chorus:
Backwoods, suburbs, cities far and wide, (yeehaw!)
Let’s call out these haters on their lies!
Go grab your next door neighbor and doe si doe . (wee-doggie!)
At least our work experience wasn’t a hoe. (Mud cricket!)
We work our fingers to the bone.
Then to beg for loose change in front of a phone. (I have to move.)
So, get up and sho’ our haters appreciation. (Powder Puffs)
Cause we are the Hillbillies of A.F.F. Nation. (Yeet x2) (hoe)

Verse 2:
Why are you still runnin’ your mouth? (Shit talkin’)
Google translate can’t understand.
You as dumb as you look!
Application was denied on Only Fans. (Hahaha)
Using Austin’s name for views,
Next two verses are a trigger. (Warning!)
Your Petty crown is weak mirage
Couldn’t get a million with TikTok’s best filter.
Call us names and racial slurs,
To cover your lack of content creation.
I’ll be your Huckleberry, bitch!
Representing the Hillbillies of A.F.F. Nation! (Yeet x2)

Chorus:
Backwoods, suburbs, cities far and wide, (yeehaw!)
Let’s call out these haters on their lies!
Go grab your next door neighbor and doe si doe . (wee-doggie!)
At least our work experience wasn’t a hoe. (Mud cricket!)
We work our fingers to the bone.
Then to beg for loose change in front of a phone. (I have to move.)
So, get up and sho’ our haters appreciation. (Powder Puffs)
Cause we are the Hillbillies of A.F.F. Nation. (Yeet x2) (hoe)