Old McBrown

Lyrics

Intro:
Old McPhony (E.I. E.I.)
Liar, Liar!
Old McBrown (E.I. E.I.)
Stolen valor!
Old McBrown had a farm (hahaha)
E.I. E.I. hell no!
(here we go)

Verse 1:
Let me tell you story,
About a guy, (farmer Brown)
Who told the world,
The biggest lies, (privately sold)
Apparently, he has a farm,
Over 900 acres. (Hahaha)
But, in liars math, (2+2 is 1)
a 900 square foot trailer. (Yeet)
With a fake business here,
And a stolen valor, there.
Here a fake, (bock, bock)
There a fake, (chicken, chicken)
Everywhere a fake, fake. (Chicken head)

Chorus:
Old McBrown had no farm.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (hell naw)
Old McBrown is insurance fraud.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (it’s a scam)
Old McBrown never served his country.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (stolen valor)
Old McBrown is not a farmer at all,
But he left his seed all over the land.

Verse 2:
So, with insurance scams, (here)
And fake business plans, (there)
With his I.T. security team, (hey wifey)
To monitor his, Only fans. (Ha x3)
Old McBrown, fucked around,
Austin is going to make your day.
Sit tight, Farmer’s Only Brown.
The find out is on the way,
With a fake business here,
And a stolen valor, there.
Here a fake, (bock, bock)
There a fake, (chicken, chicken)
Everywhere a fake, fake. (Chicken head)

Chorus:
Old McBrown had no farm.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (hell naw)
Old McBrown is insurance fraud.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (it’s a scam)
Old McBrown never served his country .
E.. I.. E.. I.. (stolen valor)
Old McBrown is not a farmer at all,
But he left his seed all over the land.

Bridge:
Old McBrown, we know the truth.
So, when you start a fight.
know what you’ve done , in the dark,
Remember, It will always come into light.