ER Farter

Lyrics

Somebody farted in the hallway,
it just blew in…
whoever did it,
damn, it smells like shit…
you could knock a 7-47 out the sky,
damn,
that scent is something you hear about in myths,
gah dayum!
febreeze in this bish!?
please!?
it’s making my skin itch!
this is some atomic ass cloud cutting, swear to god it’s more destructive than experiment 6-2-6!

yo,
why can I smell the beef!?
damn, whoever cut this cheese,
simultaneously queefed,
because it smell like a poo poo filled Arby’s…

jeez…
this is a hospital, go see a doctor please,
you need a fuckin colonoscopy.
if the police smelt this, they’d take you into custody.
fartin’ this aggressive, you’re not in good company…

my god, good lord gracious,
the whole damn wing, all of it stankin!
this is just vile and purely heinous,
I need to know,
what the fuck came out your anus!?
shameless!
even frank would fall over, honestly, this is a butt blast of greatness,
but again,
let it out in the break room.
I’m pretty sure it just killed a patient…
it’s like,
you knew it was gonna cause somebody to need defibrillation,
because how could you not know it was strong enough to erase nations…
holy fuckin halibut,
poop cloud was passionate,
it went on a mission,
it was completed, and at that, adequate.

fartin in the E-R
Fartin in the O-R
fartin in the medi-car,
anywhere the patients are,
please,
next time,
just fart into a jar!

gah dayum!
need my albuterol now…
smellin like the fresh pie out of a sickly cow…
Even Jesus would say “respects to thou”
I could smell that in heaven,
shit was hella loud…

fartin in the E-R
fartin in the O-R
fartin in the medi-car,
anywhere the patients are!
please,
next time,
just fart in the fucking jar.

this will most definitely leave an everlasting scar…
I ain’t smelled anything like that…
toothless better shut up, because her breath be bizarre!

fartin in the E-R
fartin in the O-R
fartin in the medi-car,
anywhere the patients are!
please,
next time,
just fart in the fucking jar!