Rachel the Mong

Lyrics

[Verse]
Rachel's got her head in the clouds so high
Tripping over shoelaces saying why oh why
She thinks she's got it all figured out
But she's lost without a doubt

[Verse 2]
She's the queen of the clumsy and proud
In a crowded room she's laughing loud
But when the lights are off and the night is deep
Rachel farts in her sleep

[Chorus]
Oh Rachel the mong you're a walking song
Got a heart of gold but can't sing along
In the daylight you're a comic parade
At night you're a flatulence serenade

[Bridge]
She's a mess a delightful disgrace
A rollercoaster with a goofy face
Dreams big but can't tie her shoes
Still somehow she never feels the blues

[Verse 3]
Rachel ain't bothered by no judgment cast
Living every moment like it's her last
Though she stumbles she never falls
Wears her quirks like a suit of walls

[Chorus]
Oh Rachel the mong you're a walking song
Got a heart of gold but can't sing along
In the daylight you're a comic parade
At night you're a flatulence serenade