Lelene's Wild Ride

Lyrics

[Verse]
Down at the job where the numbers roll in,
Stands a lady named Lelene, she'll make you spin.
Her choices wild, her logic's askew,
In our small-town office, she's the talk of the crew.

[Verse 2]
Lelene's got a system, or so she believes,
Messing up the cycles, bringing us to our knees.
We count and recount, trying to get it right,
But Lelene's antics keep us late into the night.

[Chorus]
Oh Lelene, why'd you do it that way?
Every step you take just leads us astray.
In the world of numbers, chaos you’ve found,
Lelene, you turn our order upside down.

[Verse 3]
This morning she decided to switch up the rows,
Didn’t tell a soul, nobody knows.
Now the data’s tangled, we're back at square one,
Thanks to Lelene, the day’s almost done.

[Bridge]
Her heart’s in the right place, kindness she shows,
But when it comes to counting, confusion grows.
With every new task, she finds a new path,
Leaving a wake of cycle counter’s wrath.

[Verse 4]
At lunch she'll smile, say things'll be fine,
But come the afternoon, she's crossed another line.
Paperwork mountains and a screen full of red,
Lelene's got us living in cycle-counter dread.