Ballad of the Deluxe Crew

Lyrics

(Verse )
Out in the stars on a cinnamon breeze,
Rides a car and trailer with sweet expertise.
Captain Gerry in his coat of brown,
Drives with style through every town.
Michelle at his side with her nurse’s grace,
Eyebrow raised, calm in any place.
Journal ready, teacup near,
She’s the mind that we all revere.
(Chorus)
Oh we’ve roamed from Noodlonia to Cravoria’s plains,
Chased by syrup storms and caramel rains!
With robots bickering and Jax at play,
We howl and laugh through the Milky Way!
(Verse 2)
Jax says “Ball?” and chaos starts,
He guards our gear and steals our hearts.
Through elevators, gates, and fancy halls,
He barks the truth, then chases balls.
Brewton’s brain’s a tangled maze,
He argues facts for days and days.
While Proctor moans, “I’m just a doc!”
Yet somehow ends up fixing a lock.
(Bridge)
Lady Sylvara with royal flair,
Dressed in green, commanding stare.
Elara shouts from just upstairs,
“Who moved my tea?! These floors need repairs!”
(Verse 3)
Daisy Mae, with sassy voice,
Turns every detour into choice.
The trailer AI still lacks a name,
Brewton’s tried twelve—none stick the same.
(Chorus)
Oh from Bubblonia’s fizz to Grestora’s glow,
We’ve danced in trenches, dodged fudge below.
With laser spoons and cookie storms,
We’ve made diplomacy a snack-filled norm.
(Outro)
So here’s to the crew who braved the sweet,
With sugar dust stuck to their feet.
Through stars and jokes and unmarked maps,
We’re the galaxy’s most glorious mishaps!
(Final line shouted by Jax)
“BALL! …I mean… THANK YOU!”