Chips

Lyrics

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Title: “Chip Game Strong”
(Parody Hip-Hop Anthem About Potato Chips)
[Intro – Spoken]
Yo, this one goes out to everyone who’s ever destroyed a bag in one sitting.
Don’t judge me—judge the chip.
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[Verse 1]
I walk in the store like “what’s up, where the crunch at?”
Shelf lookin’ stacked, yeah, I’m ‘bout to munch that
Barbecue, sour cream, jalapeño fire
Got 99 problems, but a chip ain’t dire
I dip it, I flip it, I sniff it like fine wine
If chips were illegal, I’d be doin’ time
Got crumbs on my shirt, don’t care what you say
‘Cause I flex with that cheddar like it’s Frito-Lay
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[Hook – Sung, Dramatic Auto-Tune]
I got chips in my pockets, chips in my ride
If I don’t get my fix, somebody gon’ die
Call me the Snack Lord, King of the Crisp
Open up a bag and I blow you a chip-kiss (mwah)
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[Verse 2]
People out here doin’ CrossFit and juice cleanses
I’m in aisle 9, makin’ real expenses
You count macros? I count chip ridges
And build a chip throne over snack-time bridges
Kettle-cooked savage, no shame in my game
Flamin’ Hot fingers? Yeah, I signed the flame
I don’t share—don’t ask, I’m a solo chip bandit
Eat ’em so loud, it’s an ASMR planet
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[Bridge – Whisper-Rap]
Salt and vinegar, whisper to me slow
“Come ruin your tongue,” and I say, “Let’s go”
Stack ‘em like Pringles, stackin’ my dreams
Till I pass out on the couch covered in grease
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[Hook – Bigger, Over-the-Top]
Chips in my bed, chips on my floor
Chips in my heart—I need more, MORE!
Rap game corny? Nah, just crunchy
I’m the snack MVP—straight up munchy
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[Outro – Spoken, Sarcastic]
Doctor said I need less sodium.
So I licked the dust off my fingers…
That counts, right?
CHIP. GAME. STRONG.
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