Errand Boy Chronicles

Lyrics

[Verse]
Walter Durham swervin', barely got a minute,
Supposed to move them crates, instead he in it to win it,
Errand boy deluxe, drivin' round like a chauffeur,
Chicken from the grill, fries hot in the Rover.

[Verse 2]
Another day, another load, figures on the paperwork,
Instead he on the road, helpin’ out with the dirty work,
Laundry in the back, driver hat crooked,
Boss got him runnin', but logistics? He shook it.

[Chorus]
Errand boy, can't keep it on the low,
Walt too busy, where’d the logistics go?
Rolling through the city, tasks flow like a river,
Orders never filled, stress high, quick shiver.

[Verse 3]
Flippin' burgers ain't on his resume,
But he's flippin' tasks, making others’ day,
Clipboards stackin’ dust, ink dryin' out,
Walter runnin' errands, folks cryin' out.

[Bridge]
From grill to laundry, drive a hundred miles,
Missing cargo by a thousand files,
Multitask master but missin' the plot,
Logistics clerk? Yeah, forgot the spot.

[Chorus]
Errand boy, can't keep it on the low,
Walt too busy, where’d the logistics go?
Rolling through the city, tasks flow like a river,
Orders never filled, stress high, quick shiver.