Tin Foil Hat Queen

Lyrics

[Verse]
She’s got a map she found by the moon
Says Martians will invade real soon
Wears a suit of mirrors to fool the spies
Keeps a telescope on her pizza pies

[Verse 2]
She says her toaster’s part of a scheme
It sends her secrets to an alien team
Keeps a diary in invisible ink
And swears Bigfoot’s hiding in her sink

[Chorus]
Tin foil hat queen dancing in her room
Crooning to her theories under a silver moon
Maybe she's wild maybe she’s right
Or maybe she needs bubble wrap tonight

[Verse 3]
She’s got notes pinned all over her wall
Claims every celeb is an undercover mole
Tells her goldfish secrets just in case
FBI might be watching in her toothpaste

[Bridge]
Her bunker’s built of marshmallows and glue
She says zombies can’t chew their way through
With a laser pointer she speaks to the stars
Swears they’re tuned in from Saturn to Mars

[Chorus]
Tin foil hat queen spinning like a top
Her thoughts like glitter they’ll never stop
She’s got the key to save the world today
But oh Lord she needs that padded stay