Clout Clowns

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
They're in the aisle at the grocery store
Dancing like they never danced before
Blocking the cart like it's a red carpet show
For likes and views they'll never outgrow

[Chorus]
Clout clowns in the wild doing the most
Acting like fools just to get a post
Validation chasing with moves so vile
Lookin' goofy as hell for a digital smile

[Verse 2]
They’re on the subway hanging from rails
Pretending they're stars but the act just fails
Grandma in the corner giving 'em the side-eye
She’s seen better moves from a toddler’s try

[Bridge]
They’ll stop traffic just to shoot their shot
But the world’s laughing at the fame they sought
Desperate moves for a viral hit
Trading dignity for fifteen clicks

[Chorus]
Clout clowns in the wild doing the most
Acting like fools just to get a post
Validation chasing with moves so vile
Lookin' goofy as hell for a digital smile

[Verse 3]
Bathroom mirrors with a pouty face
Lip-sync battles in the strangest place
All for the algorithm’s fleeting grace
But reality hits like a fall from space