Collin's Neon Reign

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Collin Asbury, he's the man we adore,
Loves stinky feet, yeah, that's for sure!
From Gay Town, where the pride flags fly,
Mayor of the town, always aiming high.

(Chorus)
Oh, Collin, he’s got it all,
Kisses boys, answers the call,
With cheese so thick in his hot dog bun,
He’s the one who’s having fun!

(Verse 2)
In Mortal Kombat, he's the king of holding block,
Pressing that button, he’s solid as rock.
No one looks at his peepee, not even a chance,
When he holds the block, he leads the dance!

(Chorus)
Oh, Collin, he’s got it all,
Kisses boys, answers the call,
With cheese so thick in his hot dog bun,
He’s the one who’s having fun!

(Bridge)
In Gay Town, where love runs free,
Collin’s the mayor, living with glee.
Stinky feet, cheese on his plate,
He’s living his life and feeling great!

(Chorus)
Oh, Collin, he’s got it all,
Kisses boys, answers the call,
With cheese so thick in his hot dog bun,
He’s the one who’s having fun!

(Outro)
So here’s to Collin, with his stinky feet,
And his hot dogs, so cheesy and sweet,
From Gay Town’s mayor, there’s no one quite like,
Collin Asbury, always on the mic!