Vern's Half-Day Hoax

Lyrics

[Verse]
Vern promised half-day, now everybody's hype,
Talkin’ bout their couches, laid-back type night,
Girlfriends on deck, cookin’ up that delight,
Then he pulled the plug, man, this can't be right.

[Verse 2]
Vern, Vern, you the king of the lies,
Caught us with that bait, got us in disguise,
Thought we’d cut loose, BBQ and some fries,
Now you're saying, “Stay put,” we about to criticize.

[Chorus]
Vern played us all, sly fox in the den,
Half-day hoax, no chill with the femmes,
We planned the romance, in the DMs we penned,
Now we stuck at work, grind don't end.

[Verse 3]
Guys got plans, Netflix and bills,
Pillow talk nights, sweet cheap thrills,
Vern cropped dreams, slapped on the ills,
Clock blocking hood, feels just kills.

[Verse 4]
Back to the grind, drill and the hammer,
Thought we'd be off, sipping ice cold Fanta,
Vern pulled a prank, our joy he slander,
Curveball thrown, catching with no mitt to pander.

[Chorus]
Vern played us all, sly fox in the den,
Half-day hoax, no chill with the femmes,
We planned the romance, in the DMs we penned,
Now we stuck at work, grind don't end.